HI! I'm Greg! After being a radio and TV broadcast voice guy and commercial producer for many years, I decided that I was getting too old for the 9 to 5 grind!

My professional attitude was starting to suffer!

I felt like I was going nowhere fast!!

As my mid-life crisis grew worse, I reflected on my past employment. I remembered life as a parking lot attendant.

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I worked for a lumber company delivering building supplies, but I had to furnish my own fuel and vehicle!

Even my radio broadcast career got off to a slow start! Try to get a better position with THIS station on your resume!

My personal life was kinda depressing also. My beautiful girlfriend Madison left me for a lesbian that she met on the Jerry Springer show!

She told Jerry I was a "super guy", but that I expected kinky role-playing and videotaping in the bedroom, which led her to become a stripper!

Lately, there's been a happy ending. I was recently reunited with my sweetheart from 20 years ago, via the internet. We were married on March 21, 2002. I sincerely hope that my story has entertained you! If you need creative writing, graphics, or web design, I am now a FREELANCE CREATIVE COPYWRITER! CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO HOME PAGE